Ramblings of a Mad Dreamer

(Source: ryanselvy)

lolsofunny:

Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open

(Source: midnightorgy)

mister-comedy:

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askinnyblackman:

quinn-fabgay:

Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?” 　

gotta make sure to do that next time i go to an amusement park

• Umbridge: You applied first for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
• Snape: Yes.
• Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
• Snape: Ob
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• Snape: viously.

(Source: theamericankid)